okay so what problem is "cauliflower rice" supposed to be a solution for. is there something about rice I do not know

@taber Yeah it's a trash substitute for rice. Great low calorie and fiber filler to bulk up a dish tho.

@dkub see, I don't have that "my body is a temple" thing, my body more like an expensive and low-performance compost pile

@taber Pretty sure mine is some single store 7-11 franchise where the owner keeps slapping some paint on in the hopes it'll hang on for ten more years till we finally just retire.

@dkub dude just has lost the patience for doing the full franchisee manual and when somebody hands him a remediation guide he just faxes them back blurry pics of where he stuffed the new plastic panels against the counter knowing they're just gonna get sick of dealing with him

@taber it’s a low glycemic index if you’re diabetic (or have gestational diabetes short term) and want a curry or something. i don’t think anyone really loves it.

@taber People can have an allergy to rice, beyond all the other listed options. Riced Cauliflower would probably be a better name. - Meridian
(pluralcafe wont updoot your page so I gotta use Aino's to make this reply)

just need to clear the air here: when I say something that may be perceived even sideways as shit talk about some particular foodstuff? yes I am directly targeting your specific personal dietary restrictions. with malice intended. you should feel wrong and bad for it. I knew you personally had these and chose to target you for my contempt. this is what I mean to do at all times. periodt

@taber you said what you said

@hairyslothbaby I SAID what I SAID