my name is kublai khan and i'm here to say
i'm decreeing pleasure domes in a major way
something weird about mr + mrs smith is that it’s clearly written from the perspective of john and subtly favors johns (in spite of their many flaws) over janes even though it’s ostensibly told from the perspective of the couple. of all the smiths we see die (or are implied to), it’s always the men that get shot/dispatched first and nearly all the johns we meet are defined by being, for lack of a better word, more silly and frivolous than their janes.
opened Microsoft Edge and there are a bunch of buttons on the right including one called "E-Tree" which I clicked and on clicking it it said "You've Got 10 Water Reward" and I have never been so direly confused about how I am supposed to react to something
absolutely going to check in some code that describes access persimmons and realizing i’ll end up adding
hachiya acl levels, you know, “just because”