I have begun intricately painting a small plastic tree trunk.

I’ll be 57 in November.

I think I'm in a cult.

@hotdogsladies

Discussion of paint colours in that cult can become extremely heated.

@hotdogsladies oh just wait until you dip into Vallejo, Mr. Color, army painter, Tamiya…

@TonyJWells Based on the varietals and colors, I can only IMAGINE.

Really, I just want Guillermo del Toro to like me.

😔

@hotdogsladies he totally already does but he is making you work for it it’s a long tease

@hotdogsladies the rabbit holes are dark and deep, but miles to go before you sleep.

As you may know, I'm considered pretty punk rock.

An agent of chaos.

@hotdogsladies I fixed a clogged drain, took a nap, and gave the man a big-ass middle finger today. 👊

@agiletortoise I slept a lot and watched four episodes of What We Do in the Shadows with the Little Lord.

Top 5 vacation.

Be nice.

My little guy is very little, and I forgot to wear my glasses.

Also, my girlfriend goes to a different school.

@hotdogsladies in 1000 years when historians are rediscovering english they will crumble to comprehend anything you’ve ever said. You are the reverse rosetta stone

@wingman_ It's wild how many things I’ve said can be discovered by searching the internet.

I’m ambivalent about how few people have really worked that out.

@hotdogsladies you are in my 1966 control group

@nickmain We probably all loved the Jackson Five, right?

@hotdogsladies @agiletortoise I could watch WWDITS on repeat for 7 days solid and it would rank as one of the best vacations ever

@leegarrett @agiletortoise “Camera-ah.”

@hotdogsladies See, I wonder if this is your next journey.

(Streetlights. People.)

@hotdogsladies I’m 51 and just bought these for my man cave 😁

@sinky Wax off, my friend.

@Lootwijk Hold on to that feeling, Ludwig.

@hotdogsladies

Is there anything more punk than printing your own little man tree rather than buying one from a store. It's basically like making a zine or bootlegging a gig onto cassette tape.

New Little Guy is coming along.

His little green mushrooms turned out kinda cool so far.

(the fuzz is from wiping off excess tung oil, but I actually don't hate it)