Just walked through an entire UA store and found zero (0) compression gear. What happened.

@aphyr straights. Compression gear is so hard to find now. Doubly so if you don’t want black.

@af Right! I'm trying to put together a care package for a spandex enthusiast buddy and striking out everywhere

@aphyr I remember when UA launched and importing it from the US because it was truly a game changer. Shiny, bold, slinky... Now it's matte, dull and available in black or grey only. Yuk

@aphyr the lack of superhero and camo prints is a travesty

@johnnygear what happened to colorblocking! Patterns! Prints!

@aphyr if you need spandex suggestions, ledqueens.com has a limited-time capsule catalog of some hella cute non-boring tights and shorts (their always-in-stock catalog is also amazing)

Muscleskins is a great place for colorful briefs, posers, and thongs.

But yeah, cishet puritans being uncomfortable with bodies is destroying workout fashion.

@aphyr it’s pretty grim out there but i was just in a roadrunner sports and they had a pair of 3/4 neon green tights (in addition to their usual selection of black) so maybe nature is starting to heal?