there once was a doc of renown
whose advice was to go see a clown
but his patient protested
and loudly attested,
"pagliacci, that's me," with a frown
"Can you switch back to search mode, I could really use help buying a new rake" is immediately entering the lexicon of all my personal relationships.
Thoroughly bonkers upcoming ASPLOS paper from some UCSD folks: making competitive cloud servers out of old Android phones they bought on eBay. https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3575693.3575710