Billy Joel: you know i run with a dangerous crowd
Me, trying not to crack up: i did not know that billy joel

Truth is stranger than fiction. This is my sketch from 5 years ago, of Paul Williams, who you might not know, singing "Here's That Rainy Day", in costume from Panet of the Apes, on Johnny Carson in 1973. #art #rnapper #WaterColor #MastoArt

just remembered this ad

these taste almost exactly like ruffles sour cream and cheddar

"If all you have is an MC Hammer, everything looks like you can't touch it"

- ancient proverb

this 30 minute floating points guest mix on mary anne hobbs' show is fantastic (up until ~dec 24) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001f5y5

i backed up my main account, but i tried getting a backup monday of my much much smaller breakfastsandwich.org account on twitter and it's been over 48 hours to get a backup for an account that has a total of six tweets on it??

i keep drafting the outlines of a series of posts about this idea on cohost and just realizing now that this might as well be called “magic circle” instead 🤔 #openworld

Microbiologists are larger than one might expect.

#CatSalad

has anyone converted a subset of isotopes into an emoji collection yet

In even just the first two days of Advent of Code, I can tell people's ages by what they optimize for. Cache? CPU cycles? Memory? Readability? These are four distinct epochs of programming, and they're incredibly visible in AoC.

moving out ❄️
#mastoart #pixelart

Gronch. Ginch. The grunch. Grinck

cassius: Tell me, good Brutus, can you see my spotify wrapped playlist?

brutus: No, cassius, for the eye sees not itself,
But by reflection, by some other things.

Cassius pastes the link into slack, gasping in bewilderment at the preview, and pauses

cassius: And since you know, you cannot see yourself
So well as by reflection, I your glass,
Will modestly discover to yourself
That of yourself which you yet know not of.

Flourish, and shout

Ever have a shitpost come to you so powerfully you partially make it, forget about it for months, then find it in your pictures folder begging for completion?

@paul i am certain this is like the bottom of most bottom priority, but ivory seems to not be able to talk to a pleroma server beyond fetching very basic user info (display name/profile photo), i haven't checked how much its api deviates from mainline mastodon's, but i was under the impression that it wasn't a ton, lmk if i can send anything for a bug report via email

are we jar jar posting. is that seriously the meta.

vicars in british folk horror stories love to walk down strange paths in familiar fields on hot summer days which grow suddenly, uncomfortably silent and stifling, as the path continues on long past the normal boundaries of the field. they love this shit

this 3/4 size loaf of bread that i sort of made as an afterthought looks distressingly better than loaves i spend significantly more time babysitting

shoutout to the tiny 🐜 that went went full on shadow of the colossus and struck the glowing spot on the back of my neck, but only got one strike in before getting flicked off. maybe next time, hormigx.