coffee friend oO 🥹

i wish i had bookmarked it or fav'd it but somebody out here had like three choice sickos emoji setup on their instance and i'm just really wishing i had taken note because they were really well done and they haunt me to this day

Billy Joel: you know i run with a dangerous crowd
Me, trying not to crack up: i did not know that billy joel

Truth is stranger than fiction. This is my sketch from 5 years ago, of Paul Williams, who you might not know, singing "Here's That Rainy Day", in costume from Panet of the Apes, on Johnny Carson in 1973. #art #rnapper #WaterColor #MastoArt

just remembered this ad

these taste almost exactly like ruffles sour cream and cheddar

"If all you have is an MC Hammer, everything looks like you can't touch it"

- ancient proverb

this 30 minute floating points guest mix on mary anne hobbs' show is fantastic (up until ~dec 24) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001f5y5

i backed up my main account, but i tried getting a backup monday of my much much smaller breakfastsandwich.org account on twitter and it's been over 48 hours to get a backup for an account that has a total of six tweets on it??

i keep drafting the outlines of a series of posts about this idea on cohost and just realizing now that this might as well be called “magic circle” instead 🤔 #openworld

Microbiologists are larger than one might expect.

#CatSalad

has anyone converted a subset of isotopes into an emoji collection yet

In even just the first two days of Advent of Code, I can tell people's ages by what they optimize for. Cache? CPU cycles? Memory? Readability? These are four distinct epochs of programming, and they're incredibly visible in AoC.

moving out ❄️
#mastoart #pixelart

Gronch. Ginch. The grunch. Grinck

cassius: Tell me, good Brutus, can you see my spotify wrapped playlist?

brutus: No, cassius, for the eye sees not itself,
But by reflection, by some other things.

Cassius pastes the link into slack, gasping in bewilderment at the preview, and pauses

cassius: And since you know, you cannot see yourself
So well as by reflection, I your glass,
Will modestly discover to yourself
That of yourself which you yet know not of.

Flourish, and shout

Ever have a shitpost come to you so powerfully you partially make it, forget about it for months, then find it in your pictures folder begging for completion?

@paul i am certain this is like the bottom of most bottom priority, but ivory seems to not be able to talk to a pleroma server beyond fetching very basic user info (display name/profile photo), i haven't checked how much its api deviates from mainline mastodon's, but i was under the impression that it wasn't a ton, lmk if i can send anything for a bug report via email