I want the mug, the t-shirt, the bobblehead, the wall calendar where all the national holidays are marked "FINANCIAL CALAMITY", the stickers, and Matt Levine saying "people are concerned about Thomas's availability" as my outgoing voicemail message.
It's something unpredictable, but in the sand that's bare
Look upon my works and despair 🎶
kind of interesting how this was incredibly ubiquitous for a time and then pretty much vanished. didnt help that alienware jacked their logo from it